Have Stone Enjoy By 12.26.14 IPA, Master of Disguise and Smog City Sabre-Toothed Squirrel Shipped to Your Door
Are you circling all of your local liquor stores waiting for that brand new Stone Stochasticity Project Master of Disguise to land on the shelf? How bad would it be if it was sold out before you got there? Don’t fret my pet, our friends at InsideTheCellar.com have you covered, as well as being able to offer the new Enjoy By 12.26.14 IPA, as well as Smog City Brewing’s newly bottled Sabre-toothed Squirrel.
Stone Stochasticity Project Master of Disguise – Things aren’t always what they seem, but not all deception is devious. Some illusions and misnomers lead to life’s most delightful surprises. Case in point-this beer, the yang to the yin that is the black India pale ale. Once revolutionary for its onyx appearance, it is now an accepted and beloved member of the India pale ale family tree. Thus we took the spirit of a dark brew-the time-honored stout-and applied a similar science of thought, brewing it to the golden-hued. That is what this experimental series and its latest creation are all about. Cocoa and coffee beans impart roastiness sans darkening to this brew, while flaked oats provide an enveloping mouthfeel. The result is a stout that looks more like a blonde, but is a raven beauty at heart. ABV: 9.5%
Smog City Brewing Sabre-toothed Squirrel – A medium bodied American amber ale that balances a solid hop profile with a light caramel and toasty malt character. A prominent nose of bright citrus, pine, some caramel sweetness, biscuits, and light toasty malt. The sweet caramel and honey-like malt flavors complement the delicate fruitiness from the hops. The finish is toasty, subtly grassy, yet very balanced.
Stone Enjoy By 12.5.14 IPA – While freshness is a key component of many beers – especially big, citrusy, floral IPAs – we’ve taken it further, a lot further, in this IPA. You see, we specifically brewed it NOT to last. We’ve not only gone to extensive lengths to ensure that you’re getting this beer in your hands within an extraordinarily short window, we made sure that the Enjoy By date isn’t randomly etched in tiny text somewhere on the label, to be overlooked by all but the most attentive of retailers and consumers. Instead, we’ve sent a clear message with the name of the beer itself that there is no better time than right now to enjoy this IPA. ABV: 9.4%