Sharing a Beer with Billy Mays in Heaven
If you believe in the afterlife, you probably have an entire scene in your mind as to how it is going to be once you pass away. Whether it involves clouds, angels, harps, old long haired bearded gate keepers, or bikini woman, we all envision something. A popular vision is to be reunited with lost love ones like family. For me, that sounds awesome.
Yesterday, one of my favorite celebrities passed away. Billy Mays, the pitch man for a boat load of ‘As-Seen-On-TV’ products including Oxi-Clean was a super manly icon to me. With his perfectly trimmed beard and grizzly loud voice, this guy was a man’s man. I would put him in the same group of manly men like Chuck Norris, Babe Ruth, Chuck Liddell, and David Hasselhoff. If I were to go to heaven, after saying hi to my family and dogs, I would seek out Billy Mays first, and have a beer with him. I would hope that Billy would share a cold one with me, and I would hope the bar up in heaven has good beer on tap. No Coors Light, no Heineken, just San Diego beer and Trappist Ale would be fine with me.
Not to get all morbid, but what celebrity would you want to have a beer with in the after life? Elvis? John Lennon? Bruce Lee? And what beer should be on tap up there? There are so many cool people up there, I’d like to know what you think? Use the comment feature below to sound off on this.