Shmaltz Brewing Grand Opening Featuring ‘Death of a Contract Brewer’ Black IPA – 7/7/13
Come one, come all, and step right up to our new brewing home in Clifton Park, NY on July 7th, 2013, when we welcome you to the Shmaltz Brewing Company Grand Opening Bash: Death of a Contract Brewer! This event promises to be so freaktastic, it may seem like we’ve been planning it for sixteen years.
Wet your whistle with limited, vintage and rare Shmaltz libations, including the SPECIAL ONE-DAY-ONLY RELEASE of our first ever Black IPA: DEATH OF A CONTRACT BREWER, as well as special offerings from our brewing friends at Smuttynose, Peekskill, Kelso, Empire, Brooklyn, Mendocino and many MORE!
Boogie down to the sweet sounds of Brooklyn’s own Will Jones & the ACE Band (Of Dap Kings, Lee Fields and John Scofield fame); marvel at death-defying performances by the “Dapper Dan of Danger,” The Human Blockhead Donny Vomit, and titillating burlesque by the girl with the 34.5 inch inseam, Legs Malone! Feeling playful? Indulge your inner carny with a carnival game, or some cotton candy.
All this fun made you hungry? Not to worry: food from Clifton Park’s Giffy’s BBQ and Shirley’s Café foodtruck will keep you going strong all afternoon long.
And, if you need a lift from NYC to Clifton Park, we offer a ticket option that includes a rockin’ roundtrip charter ride –– however, seats are limited and tickets will go FAST, so click on the link and buy NOW!
We can not wait to have you over for an afternoon neither of us will forget!
See you July 7th!
-The Shmaltz Tribe