Oskar Blues Schwag Bag Give Away Contest
Beer Haiku Contest to Win Oskar Blues Schwag Bag!
Oskar Blues Brewing, the brewery responsible for bringing good beer to the can is releasing Mama’s Little Yellow Pils March 1st. In honor of this glorious occasion TheFullPint.com and Oskar Blues want to give away an Oskar Blues Schwag Bag including, but not limited to:
- Mama’s Little Yellow Pils Beer Koozie
- Oskar Blues T-Shirt
- Stick of Old Chub Stick Lip Balm
- Oskar Blues Pint Glass
- HOPS Poster
The Rules
Submit a Beer Haiku, mentioning beer in a can. Only one entry per person. Please keep it honest. You can submit using the ‘comment’ feature of this post.
After March 1st, the release date of Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yellow Pils, the best Beer Haiku will be picked.
Marty Jones of Oskar Blues will select a winner, and ship out the ‘schwag bag.’
Entrants must be 21 years or older.
What is a Haiku?
Haiku is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 syllables, in three metrical phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively.
Here is an example of a Beer Haiku, in which you mention canned beer.
Boy oh Boy I’m Parched!
Time to Visit the Icebox
For some Canned Yellow Pils!
March 12, 2009 @ 4:43 am
I wanna yella.
“Give me my Blues can fellas!”
Mamma so happy
March 12, 2009 @ 4:41 am
I do the can can
for a can of Oskar Blues.
Big bodacious brews.
March 11, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
So who won?
March 11, 2009 @ 7:46 am
Not Carafa but
Yella Pils has got the stuff
To cure what Ills
March 2, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
don’t need no doctor
all i need to cure my blues
little yella pils
March 2, 2009 @ 1:08 pm
krunk on ten fidy
oska’s done brought they a-game
fo rizzle playa!
March 1, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
O Can-ada Can
No O2 hold cold when hot
Beer love OB canned
March 1, 2009 @ 12:02 pm
Insatiable thirst
Momma’s crisp pils in a can
Yella quenches me
February 28, 2009 @ 9:19 pm
Waiting wide-mouth can
Bearing wicked small batch brew –
Crack a Yella Pils!
(Nate W.: nice!; love the internal slant rhyme. & Scott, I religiously follow single track rides w/ a Dale’s…)
February 28, 2009 @ 2:30 pm
Back from a long ride,
Seeking my choice libation,
Yella Pils, de-lish!
February 28, 2009 @ 9:49 am
I have an Old Chub
Yes, it does come in a Can
Though not in my pants
February 28, 2009 @ 1:36 am
Sublime beverage, beer.
Hops, malt, water, care and time.
The best is in cans!
February 27, 2009 @ 5:57 pm
Get out of that can
Pop the top and love the Chub
It’s like Sputnik, man.
February 27, 2009 @ 5:33 pm
March Madness cometh
O’Blues brings the remedies
With Yella Canned Pils!
February 27, 2009 @ 1:43 pm
Parched men suffer bottles,
and hold belching manhood cheap,
Whilst pours Oskar can.
February 27, 2009 @ 10:57 am
Yellow snow – eat not!
Mama’s Little Yellow Pils?
Drink yo can, Yoda!
February 26, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
What, beer in a can?
Curing Budweiser trauma
Little Yella Pils
February 26, 2009 @ 2:02 am
Pils so white, yellow, gold
Oskar’s Oscar
In my hand to hold
February 25, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
Yella in a can.
That makes sense, haiku does not.
Refrigerator!
February 25, 2009 @ 3:58 pm
Some have feared the can
But because of Mama’s pils’
Apocalypse now
February 24, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Dale went pale, chub down
Mama’s Pils canned yella
Script filled, game on
February 24, 2009 @ 2:57 pm
Dale’s Chub Gordon too
Crack Hiss Sip the happiness
Ale is great this way
February 24, 2009 @ 1:23 pm
Mamas Yellow Pils
Adds novel taste to the game
with goodwill to all
February 24, 2009 @ 11:50 am
Pop top can o’ beer
Mama’s Little Yella Pils
No green bottle skunk.
February 23, 2009 @ 1:54 pm
Little Yellow Pils
Oscar Blues quinches my thirst.
Oh wonderful can!
February 23, 2009 @ 9:47 am
Man I like drinking
in the sun and on the run
Mama’s yellow pills!
February 22, 2009 @ 8:05 pm
After work, is stress
To open a cold can of
Yella Pils, stress gone!
February 22, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
i have some good news
and it comes in can for you
a nice oskar blues
February 22, 2009 @ 6:29 am
Some drink bottled beer
Others prefer it from the tap
Me? Old Chub can please
February 21, 2009 @ 6:01 pm
aluminum cans
dales chubb gordon ten fidy
mamas yella pils!
February 21, 2009 @ 1:30 pm
Can can be much more
When shared with those we adore
Now taste the Yellow
February 21, 2009 @ 6:26 am
Yella beer awaits
Thirst no more, from cans of bliss
Blues melt away. Ahhhhh!
February 20, 2009 @ 11:08 pm
overwhelming thirst
aluminum calls my name
oskar blues quenches
February 20, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
head chief of canned beer
you can not contain the blues
unless you can it
February 20, 2009 @ 3:13 pm
No need to fetch an
Opener; just a pull tab
‘Twixt you and heaven.
February 20, 2009 @ 2:56 pm
Coors comes in a can
Oskar Blues also comes canned
but it does not suck
February 20, 2009 @ 2:09 pm
So smooth and silky
My cold tasteful pale beauty
Perfection canned
February 20, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
Epicly good beer
Crowned high in aluminum
Stout King sits with Pils
February 20, 2009 @ 11:56 am
Mama knows what’s best.
“Take this pils, it cures what ails.”
Aluminum gold.
February 20, 2009 @ 10:48 am
one more champ is born
Mama’s Little Yellow Pils
the can concept wins
February 20, 2009 @ 9:14 am
My man, her husband
Dale’s, from the can, they love most
We have Leroy Brown
February 19, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
Jonesin’ for the brew
OB has me all bothered
Hella Yella Yah!
February 19, 2009 @ 10:59 am
Shiny Yella Can
Thirst Quenching Pilsner Calls Me
Hello? Oskar? Yes.
February 19, 2009 @ 7:13 am
One and then high fives
Yellow pils in cans for us
Sweet nectar of gods
February 18, 2009 @ 8:46 pm
Lets go with this one.
Ahhhh… Prost! Chug, Chug, Chug.
Pour Yella in my gullet
from the can I love.
February 18, 2009 @ 7:10 pm
Cold beer in a can
on a breezy summer night
my evening is now complete
February 18, 2009 @ 7:08 pm
Frosty can in hand
I Anticipate your taste
Ol’ Chub, my ol’ friend
February 18, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
nothing better than
craft beer in a metal can
freshly, flowing, beer
February 18, 2009 @ 4:46 pm
aluminum bliss
hops barley water and fun
9 cans then im done
February 18, 2009 @ 1:17 pm
So hot in Texas!
Floating river with canned beer.
Oskar! King of Spring!
February 18, 2009 @ 12:22 pm
if i can’t have hers
another can of dale’s, then
it’s the next best thing
February 18, 2009 @ 11:24 am
Oh praise great Oscar!
velvet black heaven is canned.
tall boys coming soon?
February 18, 2009 @ 10:34 am
At last, great canned pils!
Gentle hops and gold in color,
Mama knocks you out
February 18, 2009 @ 9:33 am
Beer costing a Rixdaler
In a Bid-ale
Can commemorate our man Dale
February 18, 2009 @ 9:21 am
head chief of canned beer
you can’t contain the blues
unless you can it
February 18, 2009 @ 8:53 am
Lil’ Mama you fine.
Yella Pils will blow your mind.
In a can you’ll find.
February 18, 2009 @ 7:55 am
Beer in a can man!
Take the little yellow pill?
Oscar Blues Schwag Bag
February 18, 2009 @ 5:53 am
Bold, robust flavor
Ten Fidy, strong stout, canned
Black gold from Oscar
February 17, 2009 @ 10:47 pm
Mama’s Can I Trust
Pale Malt Bavarian Hop
Give To Me Large Kiss
February 17, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
one cannot argue
for a better refreshment
than a cold canned beer
February 17, 2009 @ 6:19 pm
Metal can o’beer
Summer sun – 90 degrees
Ice cold happiness
February 17, 2009 @ 4:52 pm
In a can they come
Oskar Blues, Old Chub and Pils
My thirst will be quenched
February 17, 2009 @ 4:19 pm
Old Chub in a can
Alas, what else should there be?
Old Chub in my hand
February 17, 2009 @ 4:18 pm
beer in a can bra?
garage sale bra? broseph? bra?
another dale’s bro?
February 17, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
When found without glass
A beer from a can will due
If from Oskar Blues
February 17, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
Does anyone know
What the heck’s an Oskar Blue?
It comes in a CAN!
February 17, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
okay- here goes:
Winter’s chill retreats
Springtime thoughts turn to romance
Or for me, canned Pils