68 Comments

  1. Annette Lee
    March 12, 2009 @ 4:43 am

    I wanna yella.
    “Give me my Blues can fellas!”
    Mamma so happy

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  2. Nicole Carrier
    March 12, 2009 @ 4:41 am

    I do the can can
    for a can of Oskar Blues.
    Big bodacious brews.

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  3. Haiku Fan
    March 11, 2009 @ 5:00 pm

    So who won?

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  4. Mike Czajkoski
    March 11, 2009 @ 7:46 am

    Not Carafa but
    Yella Pils has got the stuff
    To cure what Ills

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  5. Kelly Jo
    March 2, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

    don’t need no doctor
    all i need to cure my blues
    little yella pils

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  6. Israel
    March 2, 2009 @ 1:08 pm

    krunk on ten fidy
    oska’s done brought they a-game
    fo rizzle playa!

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  7. Preston
    March 1, 2009 @ 1:02 pm

    O Can-ada Can
    No O2 hold cold when hot
    Beer love OB canned

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  8. Keith
    March 1, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

    Insatiable thirst
    Momma’s crisp pils in a can
    Yella quenches me

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  9. Jessica
    February 28, 2009 @ 9:19 pm

    Waiting wide-mouth can
    Bearing wicked small batch brew –
    Crack a Yella Pils!

    (Nate W.: nice!; love the internal slant rhyme. & Scott, I religiously follow single track rides w/ a Dale’s…)

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  10. Scott Mackey
    February 28, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

    Back from a long ride,
    Seeking my choice libation,
    Yella Pils, de-lish!

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  11. Bobby Diesel
    February 28, 2009 @ 9:49 am

    I have an Old Chub
    Yes, it does come in a Can
    Though not in my pants

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  12. Jeff V
    February 28, 2009 @ 1:36 am

    Sublime beverage, beer.
    Hops, malt, water, care and time.
    The best is in cans!

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  13. Dave Carpenter
    February 27, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    Get out of that can
    Pop the top and love the Chub
    It’s like Sputnik, man.

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  14. MortoVelo
    February 27, 2009 @ 5:33 pm

    March Madness cometh
    O’Blues brings the remedies
    With Yella Canned Pils!

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  15. doug byrne
    February 27, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

    Parched men suffer bottles,
    and hold belching manhood cheap,
    Whilst pours Oskar can.

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  16. Steve Mahler
    February 27, 2009 @ 10:57 am

    Yellow snow – eat not!
    Mama’s Little Yellow Pils?
    Drink yo can, Yoda!

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  17. reachdanro
    February 26, 2009 @ 5:38 pm

    What, beer in a can?
    Curing Budweiser trauma
    Little Yella Pils

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  18. c4ligrl
    February 26, 2009 @ 2:02 am

    Pils so white, yellow, gold
    Oskar’s Oscar
    In my hand to hold

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  19. Dave
    February 25, 2009 @ 5:37 pm

    Yella in a can.
    That makes sense, haiku does not.
    Refrigerator!

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  20. Corey H
    February 25, 2009 @ 3:58 pm

    Some have feared the can
    But because of Mama’s pils’
    Apocalypse now

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  21. Mike
    February 24, 2009 @ 3:04 pm

    Dale went pale, chub down
    Mama’s Pils canned yella
    Script filled, game on

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  22. Paul
    February 24, 2009 @ 2:57 pm

    Dale’s Chub Gordon too
    Crack Hiss Sip the happiness
    Ale is great this way

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  23. Glenn F
    February 24, 2009 @ 1:23 pm

    Mamas Yellow Pils
    Adds novel taste to the game
    with goodwill to all

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  24. Jeff
    February 24, 2009 @ 11:50 am

    Pop top can o’ beer
    Mama’s Little Yella Pils
    No green bottle skunk.

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  25. Sandy Heinzelman
    February 23, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

    Little Yellow Pils
    Oscar Blues quinches my thirst.
    Oh wonderful can!

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  26. chris swan
    February 23, 2009 @ 9:47 am

    Man I like drinking
    in the sun and on the run
    Mama’s yellow pills!

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  27. Becky
    February 22, 2009 @ 8:05 pm

    After work, is stress
    To open a cold can of
    Yella Pils, stress gone!

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  28. mindy
    February 22, 2009 @ 6:32 pm

    i have some good news
    and it comes in can for you
    a nice oskar blues

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  29. Kevin
    February 22, 2009 @ 6:29 am

    Some drink bottled beer
    Others prefer it from the tap
    Me? Old Chub can please

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  30. bryan
    February 21, 2009 @ 6:01 pm

    aluminum cans
    dales chubb gordon ten fidy
    mamas yella pils!

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  31. Cat
    February 21, 2009 @ 1:30 pm

    Can can be much more
    When shared with those we adore
    Now taste the Yellow

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  32. Chipper Dave Butler
    February 21, 2009 @ 6:26 am

    Yella beer awaits
    Thirst no more, from cans of bliss
    Blues melt away. Ahhhhh!

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  33. Randy Clemens
    February 20, 2009 @ 11:08 pm

    overwhelming thirst
    aluminum calls my name
    oskar blues quenches

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  34. SKRIBE
    February 20, 2009 @ 7:58 pm

    head chief of canned beer
    you can not contain the blues
    unless you can it

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  35. Tanner
    February 20, 2009 @ 3:13 pm

    No need to fetch an
    Opener; just a pull tab
    ‘Twixt you and heaven.

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  36. Josh
    February 20, 2009 @ 2:56 pm

    Coors comes in a can
    Oskar Blues also comes canned
    but it does not suck

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  37. Noemi Perez lara
    February 20, 2009 @ 2:09 pm

    So smooth and silky
    My cold tasteful pale beauty
    Perfection canned

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  38. Pat G
    February 20, 2009 @ 12:44 pm

    Epicly good beer
    Crowned high in aluminum
    Stout King sits with Pils

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  39. Nate W.
    February 20, 2009 @ 11:56 am

    Mama knows what’s best.
    “Take this pils, it cures what ails.”
    Aluminum gold.

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  40. Todd C.
    February 20, 2009 @ 10:48 am

    one more champ is born
    Mama’s Little Yellow Pils
    the can concept wins

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  41. Kelly Y
    February 20, 2009 @ 9:14 am

    My man, her husband
    Dale’s, from the can, they love most
    We have Leroy Brown

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  42. Jason
    February 19, 2009 @ 4:40 pm

    Jonesin’ for the brew
    OB has me all bothered
    Hella Yella Yah!

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  43. Kyle C.
    February 19, 2009 @ 10:59 am

    Shiny Yella Can
    Thirst Quenching Pilsner Calls Me
    Hello? Oskar? Yes.

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  44. L. Brooks
    February 19, 2009 @ 7:13 am

    One and then high fives
    Yellow pils in cans for us
    Sweet nectar of gods

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  45. BIG BAMBOO
    February 18, 2009 @ 8:46 pm

    Lets go with this one.

    Ahhhh… Prost! Chug, Chug, Chug.
    Pour Yella in my gullet
    from the can I love.

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  46. Juan
    February 18, 2009 @ 7:10 pm

    Cold beer in a can
    on a breezy summer night
    my evening is now complete

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  47. Cheryl KP
    February 18, 2009 @ 7:08 pm

    Frosty can in hand
    I Anticipate your taste
    Ol’ Chub, my ol’ friend

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  48. tibbi
    February 18, 2009 @ 5:08 pm

    nothing better than
    craft beer in a metal can
    freshly, flowing, beer

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  49. khloestaRR
    February 18, 2009 @ 4:46 pm

    aluminum bliss
    hops barley water and fun
    9 cans then im done

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  50. Jeremy Mc
    February 18, 2009 @ 1:17 pm

    So hot in Texas!
    Floating river with canned beer.
    Oskar! King of Spring!

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  51. scott
    February 18, 2009 @ 12:22 pm

    if i can’t have hers
    another can of dale’s, then
    it’s the next best thing

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  52. nicole
    February 18, 2009 @ 11:24 am

    Oh praise great Oscar!
    velvet black heaven is canned.
    tall boys coming soon?

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  53. Tony
    February 18, 2009 @ 10:34 am

    At last, great canned pils!
    Gentle hops and gold in color,
    Mama knocks you out

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  54. Kep
    February 18, 2009 @ 9:33 am

    Beer costing a Rixdaler
    In a Bid-ale
    Can commemorate our man Dale

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  55. SKRIBE
    February 18, 2009 @ 9:21 am

    head chief of canned beer
    you can’t contain the blues
    unless you can it

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  56. Evan
    February 18, 2009 @ 8:53 am

    Lil’ Mama you fine.
    Yella Pils will blow your mind.
    In a can you’ll find.

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  57. Trent Jesso
    February 18, 2009 @ 7:55 am

    Beer in a can man!
    Take the little yellow pill?
    Oscar Blues Schwag Bag

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  58. Jarsh
    February 18, 2009 @ 5:53 am

    Bold, robust flavor
    Ten Fidy, strong stout, canned
    Black gold from Oscar

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  59. bryan
    February 17, 2009 @ 10:47 pm

    Mama’s Can I Trust
    Pale Malt Bavarian Hop
    Give To Me Large Kiss

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  60. Eric Alston
    February 17, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

    one cannot argue
    for a better refreshment
    than a cold canned beer

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  61. Melissa Atallah
    February 17, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

    Metal can o’beer
    Summer sun – 90 degrees
    Ice cold happiness

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  62. Carolyn G
    February 17, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

    In a can they come
    Oskar Blues, Old Chub and Pils
    My thirst will be quenched

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  63. Eric Smith
    February 17, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

    Old Chub in a can
    Alas, what else should there be?
    Old Chub in my hand

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  64. Glenn
    February 17, 2009 @ 4:18 pm

    beer in a can bra?
    garage sale bra? broseph? bra?
    another dale’s bro?

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  65. Kevin Hopkins
    February 17, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

    When found without glass
    A beer from a can will due
    If from Oskar Blues

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  66. David Minor
    February 17, 2009 @ 3:24 pm

    Does anyone know
    What the heck’s an Oskar Blue?
    It comes in a CAN!

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  67. Dan S.
    February 17, 2009 @ 3:19 pm

    okay- here goes:

    Winter’s chill retreats
    Springtime thoughts turn to romance
    Or for me, canned Pils

    Reply

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