SweetWater Releases Danktoberfest
El Danko has returned. Last week we unveiled the latest of his Dank Tank concoctions in the works – Danktoberfest, a high gravity Octoberfest sure to straighten your schnitzel! For the full 411, we included the background on the brew below:
While Krones was working on SweetWater’sbrewhouse, which they were three months behindschedule on (that part is true), one of their sourkraut engineers drove a gabelstapler overMr. Dank’s toe and broke it. Limping andangepisst, Mr. Dankenschnitzel jumped a flug to Krones HQ in Deutschland to pick up his large siedlung check. Looking to quell his T pain, Dank beelined it to Oktoberfest in München and into the arms of a friendly fraulein who quickly über serviert him.Stumbling blindly, Herr Dankenschnitzel, laden in lederhosen and longingly looking for a lovely loo, humpelte into the Bitterburger Brewery to drain the main vein. Unable to hold it any longer, DankenGuender feuer abgespritzt all over the control panel, short circuiting their infamous Oktoberfest bier. The beer no longer fit the rhinobutt purity law, so Hans and Franz kicked his arsch out of the mother land and told Danky doodle dandy to take that mischmasch back to SüßWasser with him.